Yesterday at Hatcher Pass, I skied several laps with Lukas. Eventually, the conversation
turned (inevitably) to freshmen, and I ridiculed Lukas (a senior) for not demanding
that the freshmen on the team wait on him hand and foot, as is their prescribed
burden. I noted that I had never seen
Alex Loan shining Lucky’s shoes, nor had I seen Synnøve bringing him a glass of
water. It seemed to me that Lukas, in letting the freshman off the hook like
that, is in fact shirking his responsibilities as a senior and a team leader,
and that nothing good could come of it. To
which Lucky replied, “But these freshmen
don’t consider themselves freshmen! They
don’t actually even believe that they are freshman! They all have fancy descriptions of their
class standing. Andrew Arnold considers
himself a “transfer student”. Alex Loan is a self-described “local”. Synnøve
thinks she’s a “mercenary ski racer on loan from Norway”. So any time I try to tell them to do stuff for
me because I’m a senior, I first have to go through a whole argument with them
about the definition of “freshman”. It
just isn’t worth the hassle!” I advised Lukas to direct any team members with
any questions about their class standing to the ultimate authority on such
matters – the UAA Seawolf Athletics web page, which lists all the athletes on
the team, several of whom have a big fat F for ‘Freshman’ printed next to
their name for all to see: Link to Ski Team Roster
As for Mackenzie, she reckons she already
completed her freshman year of college a couple years ago in Montana. Then she figures she was a freshman again last year when she went to Norway
to study at the university in Trondheim. By Mackenzie’s reckoning, if she’s still a freshman, then she’s the “most
knowledgeable freshman in the world.”
These are her own words, as announced to everyone in the team van
immediately after the interview below.
Watch the video and decide for yourself.
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